bucolicbuffalo wrote:

dieselbenz wrote:

bucolicbuffalo wrote: I have fished Bass tournaments over most of those areas of the rivers.

Sounds to me like you've just about fished your bass off.

D.

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Sorry, an over-developed sense of humor comes with what I do for the 9-5 (actually, 8:00 to 5:00).

"I am going to cut my wrist and kill myself."

"Ok, make you a deal -- if you get off of my office's carpet, I will loan you my pen knife. Actually, I'd prefer if you went to a different office so I don't have to do the paperwork."

"I really mean it."

"Me too. Want a Snickers? We can talk while you eat it."

"Sure, thanks." (Taking the candy bar and forgetting about the suicide attempt.)

D.